Happy Be-Lated Birthday

I am a terrible Drew Barrymore fan. Her birthday was Thursday and I didn't even acknowledge it here. Shame, shame on me. Well I'm a commentator, not a reporter.

Here is Drew in Beverly Hills. She was with that dork boyfriend of hers, and I'm not saying that in a bad way.

I Love Her but Damn that Dress

Here's Drew Barrymore with Justin Long at "A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF" at The United Nations.

As a die-hard Drew fan, I have to say I'm most pleased to see this hook-up. Justin is hilarious and a dork just like Drew. I can see them farting and burping themselves to a stupor, and having hot wild monkey sex afterwards. Romantic indeed!

I was never a fan of Drew's wardrobe, but I know I would buy that same outfit thinking it was high fashion.

Alas, A Kiss That Won't Make Me Puke

Here are Drew Barrymore and Justin Long at the Louis Armstrong International Airport in New Orleans. I am such a die hard Drew Barrymore fan. We also have the same taste in men. If you look at my past resume of loves, they were all strange looking but fucking hilarious. Yeah, I've dated a few Tom Greens and Justin Longs in my life.

I'm just happy to see a normal couple in Hollywood once in awhile.