Jennifer Love Hewitt Says No to Playboy

J Love has declined an offer from Playboy to do a photo shoot of her enormous ass. I'm the last person to talk about big asses, because in order for me to sit I need two chairs.

"Like all women out there should, I love my body." She added: "To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini - put it on and stay strong."

Spoken like a true fat ass. I say crazy shit like that to myself too, only it goes something like, "Keep eating you fat ho."

Source: The Hollywood News